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My Weird and Funny New Year's Resolution

I always make new year’s resolution and I break it everytime still I am making a new year’s resolution this new year too for the year 2011. I suppose everyone reading this will get inspired to some extent by my kind of funny and weird resolutions.
  • I will no longer make new year’s resolution from next year.
  • I will stop using the word LOL
  • I will get a prettier girlfriend this year than what I had last year.
  • I will cut my nails and hair in time.
  • I won’t fart in public.

  • I won’t peep in the neighbour’s window to see her changing
  • I won’t swear on god’s name and then lie. Maybe I’ll start swearing in someone else’s name and lie.
  • I won’t snatch a lollipop from a child’s hand and have it.
  • I won’t send Friend requests to random girls in Facebook – they get so high that they can’t understand I sent a Friend Request and not a Marriage Proposal.
  • I won’t laugh seeing my friend’s girlfriend whom he thinks is hot.
  • I will change my underwear everyday and try to be clean under my pants atleast.

  • My New Year’s resolution is gonna be 1024×768 as I prefer mega-pixel.
  • I am gonna stop visiting porn websites in public cyber cafes.

  • Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
  • I will not reply ‘LOL’ to a text message which is funny.
  • I will not think about why I have 14 e-mail addresses.
  • I will not go to KFC and order for a Cheese Tomato Pizza with Olive toppings.
  • I will try to stick to this New Year’s Resolution.

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